• Captivating Headlines

    by  • December 2, 2011 • On Culture

    Here are some newspaper headlines (circa 2000) for stories we really wanted to read:

    • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
    • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
    • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    • Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
    • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
    • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    • Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
    • Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    • Juvenile to Try Shooting Defendant
    • Stolen Painting Found by Tree
    • Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    • War Dims Hope for Peace
    • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    • Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    • Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
    • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    • Typhoon Rips Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    • Viagra Thief Gets Stiff Sentence