From an Internet compilation, here are some signs and slogans businesses use to connect with their customers:

• Plumber: We repair what your husband fixed.
• Pizza shop: Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
• Tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.
• Plastic surgeon: Hello, can we pick your nose?
• Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
• Electrician: Let us remove your shorts.
• Butcher: Let me meat your needs.
• Taxidermist: We really know our stuff.
• Funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
• Muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
• Veterinarian: Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!