• Slogans That Really Sell Services

    by  • December 2, 2011 • On Culture

    From an Internet compilation, here are some signs and slogans businesses use to connect with their customers:

    • Plumber: We repair what your husband fixed.
    • Pizza shop: Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
    • Tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.
    • Plastic surgeon: Hello, can we pick your nose?
    • Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
    • Electrician: Let us remove your shorts.
    • Butcher: Let me meat your needs.
    • Taxidermist: We really know our stuff.
    • Funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
    • Muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
    • Veterinarian: Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!